Wednesday Confessions

Confessions of a Hump Day.

I confess I sleep in my Parents bed (when they aren't home).
I confess my socks never match. Like ever. Who has time to match socks when there is never even enough time to do laundry in the first place? Waste. Of. Time.

I confess I let my son eat food off of the floor. Only if it is at home though. That makes it so much less worse then, say, a Hospital or Airport.
I confess I tend to be a judgemental person at work. We like to play a little game there called my team your team. It's simple, hot customer = my team...not-so-hot customer = your team. I've come to realize that being a server really turns you into a person that judges more often than not...it comes with the territory.

I confess I really reaaaallly hate loathe despise dislike cats. And everything and anything that have to do with cats. Why? Probs because I am allergic to the fuzz devils. Or probs because their unpredictability scares the sh*t out of me.

I confess that sometimes I don't shower for 3 2 1/2 days. 

I confess if my son has a wet diaper but hasn't gone numero dos yet and he's showing all the signs and motions that he is about to. Like next fifteen minutes about to, I won't change him, because of this reason...

It used to happen every damn time. I mean I am just trying to be environmentally friendly by killing 2 potties with 1 diaper. Like killing 2 birds with 1 stone, really.

I confess I text and drive. Carefully.

I confess (rather complain) that I am going to teach Mother Nature a mother naturin' lesson if Winter doesn't turn to Spring soon. Snow is for Christmas, not Easter.

I confess that i've confessed way too much today.

Regardless, I hope you enjoyed reading my deep secrets. Happy link up!

Care to share your confessions?